Guerilla Girls
RAW convinced us that it was time to start taking it to Marcel Dzama and all those costumed animal people painters who basically stole our idea. With the release of our new Guerilla Girls Gone Wild videos (sponsored by American Apparel), we are straddling right back on that cutting edge of F-Art , where self-objectification humanizes bestiality.
Robert Ryman
I was actually thinking of painting rainbows in my next series, but thanks to RAW, I was convinced to keep to minute, banal variations of the new “antique powder white” I’ve been using the last six months. Was it the right decision ever! Sales have never been better.
Rirkrit Tiravanija
Told that my Whitney Biennial Peace Tower was an absolute piece of shite, I consulted RAW, who convinced me to add a little dose of pepper spray to my next public curry event… I am officially the new HOTTTTT! I have also been advised to do an exhibit at a homeless shelter and stop feeding poor artists while avoiding the real poor.
Anonymous Artist
I was getting a little concerned about being labeled an “emerging artist” after seventy-seven years in the art world (not including my MFA and PhD in relational aesthetics) without a single group or solo show and being turned down 30 years in a row for Skowhegan, but RAW has taught me that it was just mere semantics. Instead of emerging, I am now referring to myself as an “aging artist.” Coming to a nursing home museum near you, be---itch.
Jesus
I wasn’t sure about the second coming, but RAW came to the rescue and suggested I postpone indefinitely. People love to wait! I’m almost as popular as Mao now…
Louise Bourgeois
I wasn’t going to stand by and let Jeff Koons steal all the limelight with that dangling train… With the aid of RAW, I have put a belated bid in for Ground Zero, to erect a 400m tall bronze self-portrait of myself in all my naked glory, standing directly on the footprints of the original WTC, with a massive tampon string made of bungee material suspended from my whatchamacallit. I will be cradling a massive dildo that can be seen from Google Earth…. It will also double as a superconducting, horizontal Wi-Fi antennae to create the most awesome free broadband on the planet. Now the Republicans really have a Dick to be proud of! As I've always said, "Less Libeskind, More Foreskin!"
RAW convinced us that it was time to start taking it to Marcel Dzama and all those costumed animal people painters who basically stole our idea. With the release of our new Guerilla Girls Gone Wild videos (sponsored by American Apparel), we are straddling right back on that cutting edge of F-Art , where self-objectification humanizes bestiality.
Robert Ryman
I was actually thinking of painting rainbows in my next series, but thanks to RAW, I was convinced to keep to minute, banal variations of the new “antique powder white” I’ve been using the last six months. Was it the right decision ever! Sales have never been better.
Rirkrit Tiravanija
Told that my Whitney Biennial Peace Tower was an absolute piece of shite, I consulted RAW, who convinced me to add a little dose of pepper spray to my next public curry event… I am officially the new HOTTTTT! I have also been advised to do an exhibit at a homeless shelter and stop feeding poor artists while avoiding the real poor.
Anonymous Artist
I was getting a little concerned about being labeled an “emerging artist” after seventy-seven years in the art world (not including my MFA and PhD in relational aesthetics) without a single group or solo show and being turned down 30 years in a row for Skowhegan, but RAW has taught me that it was just mere semantics. Instead of emerging, I am now referring to myself as an “aging artist.” Coming to a nursing home museum near you, be---itch.
Jesus
I wasn’t sure about the second coming, but RAW came to the rescue and suggested I postpone indefinitely. People love to wait! I’m almost as popular as Mao now…
Louise Bourgeois
I wasn’t going to stand by and let Jeff Koons steal all the limelight with that dangling train… With the aid of RAW, I have put a belated bid in for Ground Zero, to erect a 400m tall bronze self-portrait of myself in all my naked glory, standing directly on the footprints of the original WTC, with a massive tampon string made of bungee material suspended from my whatchamacallit. I will be cradling a massive dildo that can be seen from Google Earth…. It will also double as a superconducting, horizontal Wi-Fi antennae to create the most awesome free broadband on the planet. Now the Republicans really have a Dick to be proud of! As I've always said, "Less Libeskind, More Foreskin!"
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